Story of a story

I'm gonna to begin to tell a story, one that begins with how it's gonna be my end. I can't tell when it will happen, as anyone in this world can't either -and, as dar as ai can tell, no one really wants to know. 

What is gonna happen afterwards, that is the first scenario of my story, and it is as follows: Im gonna pay the jewish funeral services monthly fee, for me and for my family.